The holder of this card is entitled to:-
Enter any and all premises, including your bedroom, without any notice, let alone a warrant.
Kick the sh*t out of you with the minimum of provocation.
Carry a variety of weapons and use them indiscriminately.
Be irresistibly attractive to the opposite sex (or his/her own sex depending on personal inclination.)
Be beaten, tortured, angst-ridden and/or have his/her own body sold to science while still alive if it suits the plot or the Controller's whim.
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