Squick

The challenge was to try to find the grossest DBZ yaoi pairing. This was my offering… It's pretty gross…

Squick Wars…..

The yelling was coming from behind a large boulder. Incoherent, high-pitched, with an edge of desperation.
      Vejiita scowled. It wasn't Nappa's voice - of course it wasn't, why would he be yelling? - but it was coming from the direction the Saiyan giant had taken… Better go and see what was happening.
      He landed on top of the boulder and peered down, eyes widening. Nappa stood there, the lower half of his bodysuit around his knees, one hand on the top of the scarred ningen's head, holding the screaming man at arms' length, the other hand was shoving… something… backwards and forwards at his groin…
      "What the fuck is that?"
      Nappa grinned up at the prince.
      "It's a cat."
      Vejiita folded his arms across his chest.
      "And why are you buggering it?"
      "Tightest ass I've ever fucked! Besides, it's annoying dickless here."
      Tears streamed down Yamucha's distraught face.
      Vejiita snorted.
      "Well hurry it up. We've a job to do, remember?"
      Nappa growled and came, yanking out of the small furry creature and dropping it on the ground. He sneered as Yamucha squirmed free and fell to his knees by the shaking body of the cat, lifting it into his arms.
      "…Puar…"
      The Saiyan snorted.
      "I'll be back for you later."
      As the two Saiyans rose and headed northwards, the small animal's eyes fluttered open. Yamucha stroked its head.
      "Puar? How… how do you feel?..."
      "Yamucha? Oh… Where did he go?"
      "Where did who go?"
      "The big hunk. That Saiyan. Nappa."
      "W… what…?"
      Puar struggled out of Yamucha's grasp and levitated a short distance, scanning the horizon. Spotting the retreating figures, it made to follow, squeaking as the ningen grabbed its tail.
      "What do you think you're doing!?"
      The little cat twisted and bit him, and he dropped it. It glared at him.
      "I'm following my love. Don't try to stop me."
      "But… but what about me?"
      "Forget it - I'm not sharing."
      "But…"
      "You'll just have to find someone else - pencildick."
      And with that the small cat sped off after the Saiyans, its thin voice echoing back to Yamucha on the breeze - "Nappa… Nappa… wait for meeeeeeeeee."